crrocs:

me in math like

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visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

(Source: queenbradbury)

synthpopcorn:

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS

roundworms:

how do i politely ask her to slam me against a wall and make out with me

(Source: paarasytes)

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot)

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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(Source: papadevs)

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

literally everyone i talk to eventually stops talking to me

(Source: grotle)

NARRULD